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As those who know me would expect, I am infuriated by the "Eat Less Kittens - Vote Republican" line. Obviously, it should be "Eat Fewer Kittens" .

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unless it's just sooooo many kittens that they're just uncountable like grains of sand on the beach

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Eat fewer single cat ladies.

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I was just listening to the debate in background, so when I heard him scream about "...THEY EAT KITTENS!!!", I was certain he was talking about the single cat ladies, and this was the glorious end.

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I’m feeling bad for the burglar. Good thing there were no strays out. Jeeze will Republicans ever go back to being Republicans!

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